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Friday, November 5th, 2010
7:42 pm
 Man, what are you people still doing here? LJ is so passe.

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Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010
11:58 am
The other day I was walking down the street and some guy fainted as I walked past him. I guess I just have that effect on people?

Also, I live in a summer hotel in Toronto now. Hi.

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Friday, June 11th, 2010
4:40 pm - E3! Whee!
 So I'm leaving on Sunday for LA to cover E3 with The Tanooki. I don't think my phone will work there without being crazy expensive, but I'm going to try to Tweet whenever possible, and those are shipped to LJ, so you dearest LJ friends should be able to keep up with my misadventures. :P

So excited. I'm confirmed for Nintendo's press conference and a few parties and things. I think I have a few mini interviews I have to prepare for. I should probably start researching for those. Tomorrow. At the last minute. When I have a ton of other things to do. Whoops. :P 

Expect lots of pictures!

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Thursday, March 11th, 2010
12:39 am
Nintendo gets two shoulder buttons, Sony gets four.

Nintendo gets an analog stick, Sony gets two.

Nintendo gets the rumble pak, Sony gets two rumble motors.

Nintendo gets motion control, Sony gets a Kirby's Tilt and Tumble sensor.

Whoops. That's not right.

Nintendo gets a WiiMote, Sony Gets a WiiMotier WiiMote with a disco ball on top.

There we go.

The PSP 2 will probably have two touch screens.

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Thursday, February 25th, 2010
3:00 pm - Sonic fantards are my favourite fantards

Fans of the sonic series are like most sega fans, we want their old games brought back to the glory days when sega was pretty much the power in video games. Seeing the gameplay of sonic 4 has made many of us realize what we already knew, Sonic 4 will simply not be anywhere near as good as the original sonic games. Either way, We will decide to finally show sega what the fans truly want. A real sonic 4, as long as sonic 4 stays the way it is, we will not buy it, we will in fact buy sonic 1 on release in protest of sonic 4, till we end up with a re tool, or change, we want sonic in hd, not sonic RUSH HD. We will not buy a future sonic game, till we get a true successor to sonic 1/2

Best parts bolded for emphasis. Which is like half of it.

I love it. They're delusional. They believe that Sega was ever "the power in video games" which I guess means they were the leading video game company, which never happened. They decided after the first teaser that Sonic 4 was going to be Sonic Rush 3. (Which I would buy, by the way, because Sonic Rush is hella fun.) They think the best way to protest Sega is to buy their old re-released games for the millionth time.

My favourite bit is the last part. Notice they want a true successor to Sonic 1 and 2, and not 3. Apparently they're so oldschool that even Sonic 3 is too new and different and awful and ruined.

It's amazing. There are two very distinct groups of Sonic fantards. The post-Adventure Sonic slashfic furries who wank over the thought of Knuckles fucking Rouge in the throat, and the unpleasable pre-Adventure Sonic purists who think the devil has green eyes. I love the internet.

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Wednesday, February 17th, 2010
12:22 am
In the Peanuts comics, Charlie Brown was already in school when Linus was born, which means he was at least 5. Eventually Linus got old enough to start school, meaning Charlie Brown would have had to have been 10 at that point.

I don't remember exactly, but I think Sally was born after Linus started school, so when she is school age, Linus would have to be at least 10 and Charlie Brown would have to be 15.

Furthermore, when Rerun starts school, he would be about 5, bumping Sally to 10, Linus to 15, and Charlie Brown to 20.

So Charlie Brown is a midget and Snoopy is a Highlander.

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Sunday, February 14th, 2010
2:15 am - Oh god, the stupid


This person apparently things the rioting protester idiots in Vancouver today were successful getting their message across because people are talking about them. Nevermind that few people are actually talking about their message (whatever it's supposed to be) and when they do it's something along the lines of "Well anything asshole vandals believe in must be wrong."

It's amazing that there's anyone whose head is so far up their own ass that they don't see how that might be counterproductive to their cause. Whatever it is.

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Sunday, January 31st, 2010
1:05 am - No More Hilarity
Finished No More Heroes 2. I have never been more deeply disappointed by a game.

Lots and lots of spoilersCollapse )

Suda51 broke my heart. :P

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Monday, January 18th, 2010
8:53 pm
Why do I bother to join LJ communities dedicated to indivdual games? They're just bad fan art and fan fiction.

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Tuesday, January 5th, 2010
10:51 am
I am a video game addict.

I desperately want Bayonetta.

I have been excited for Bayonetta since the very first teaser trailer.

I have been a fan of Platinum/Clover since Viewtiful Joe and have bought every one of their games since then, any I really want to support Bayonetta as well.

But there's no way in hell I'm paying $70 CAD for a game. It's not happening.

What I don't understand is how anyone else can spend $70 on a game when someone like me can't.

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Monday, January 4th, 2010
5:24 pm

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I think it's The Ceej on tranqulizers, but I can't be sure.

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Sunday, December 27th, 2009
9:14 pm

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Friday, December 18th, 2009

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Monday, December 7th, 2009
9:50 am

"The certificate does not cast any light on who shot (the Red Baron) down -- "

Snoopy. God. Everyone knows that.

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Thursday, December 3rd, 2009
10:35 pm
I´m going to stop using LiveJournal if they don´t get rid of those stupid video ads.

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Thursday, November 26th, 2009
8:41 pm
Hay guize. I´m an atheist. Oh, me too! Let´s work it into every single conversation!

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Friday, October 23rd, 2009
4:36 pm
 Polygamy is the new same-sex marriage. You heard it here first.

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Saturday, October 10th, 2009
4:05 pm
 I started playing Final Fantasy Tactics A2 again a few days ago. Damn, what a great game. I'm addicted to it all over again. And it's so much more polished and it flows so much better than the first Tactics. (I actually finished the PSP version of Final Fantasy Tactics before playing FFTA2 again. The slowdown makes the game almost unplayable.) This game deserves more love than it gets. I finished it over a year ago and I can still sit down and play it for hours at a time.

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Tuesday, September 29th, 2009
10:53 pm
 There's a guy who hangs out near the Burrard skytrain station. He has a sob story about how he's Australian and his wife went to the airport without him and forgot to take his wallet out of his suitcase or some shit like that and he's about to be arrested any minute now if he doesn't get some money right away. If you say you don't have any money on you, he asks you to go to an ATM and withdraw some. He tried it on DIlcio at 4:30 this morning. He tried it on my a bunch of times a couple of years ago. How much trouble do you think I'd get in if I just punched him in the throat a few times the next time I see him?

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Tuesday, September 15th, 2009
10:35 am

Think about this one for a second.

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